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Captain Smith Johnson Miller
What's your funness factor?
Created on 2005-04-09 18:38:36 (#6743945), last updated 2009-11-23
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Basic Info| Birthdate: | 1986-04-17 |
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| Location: | Baltimore, Maryland, United States |
Bio
Once upon a time three friends thought that the name "Captain Smith Johnson Miller" was the funniest thing in the entire world. Two of those friends inserted the good captain into their stories, much to the chargin of their teacher. He lived on to appear in many other tales (okay, just one) before finally dying at the request of the aforementioned teacher. The following is his eulogy.
"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'" - Rich Jeni
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horse_photos. Unless otherwise specified, all of my icons have been made by myself. You're free to take them, but credit is nice. ConnectInterests (52):
1x2, amber, atheism, bookmarks, braids, degrassi, dictionaries, downloading music, equality, firefly, fools, gay rights, gayness, goucher college, graveyard shifts, gundam wing, halloween, hans the horse, harry potter fandom, heero/duo, horseback riding, horses, ice cream, jesus christ superstar, king lear, knitting, lesbians, liberal, liir/trism, long hair, murderous fish, musicals, queer as folk, radical feminism, rats, remus/sirius, rent, roman bracelets, sandman comics, serenity, shakespeare, slash, source fours, straight edge, techies, the globe theatre, theater, thormann, trakehners, vegetarianism, vibrating broomsticks, watches
External Services:
 | captainsjm@livejournal.com | |
 | picklesfool |  |
 | 60751177 |
Schools:
George G. Blaisdell Elementary School - Bradford, PAFloyd C. Fretz Middle School - Bradford, PA (1996 - 1999)
Bradford Area High School - Bradford, PA (1999 - 2000)
Susquehanna Township High School - Harrisburg, PA (2000 - 2004)
Goucher College - Baltimore, MD (2004 - 2008)
New College School - Oxford, England - Oxfordshire, United Kingdom (2006 - 2007)
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